We're best friends. Strange things happen. <3
  • (Walking out into Brittany's room after playing a round of Dance Central)
  • Emily: I don't trust that game.
  • Brittany: What?
  • Emily: It just told me I don't know how to do a jazz square. Do you know how many years I've been doing jazz squares? A lot of years… They're not hard.
Nov 8th at 11PM / tagged: nose. emily. brittany. lol. wut. wat. raspberry. / reblog / 25 notes
  • Brittany: Knock knock.
  • Emily: Who's there?
  • Brittany: Rocky.
  • Emily: Rocky who?
  • Emily: I don't get it.
  • Brittany: I forgot what I was saying, so I thought laughter was the best answer.
Nov 7th at 12AM / tagged: brittany. emily. knock knock jokes. rocky. / reblog / 38 notes
  • Emily: It looks like I'm tickling you with my feather penis!
Nov 7th at 12AM / tagged: Emily. feather. penis. tickle. inappropro. / reblog / 2 notes
  • Brittany: Oh hey, I have three followers.
  • Emily: (Making fart sounds with her hand) I have four fingers.
  • Brittany: OH MY GOD!
  • Emily: What?
  • Brittany: IT WENT UP MY BUTT!
  • Emily: You just did a wheezing laugh. You sounded like an old man.
  • Brittany: You've never heard me wheeze before?
  • Emily: No.
  • Brittany: I have definitely wheezed around you.
  • Emily: Hey, do you want some lotion?
  • Brittany: Yeah... Actually no. I'll get it on my steering wheel and think it's mayonaise later on or something.